Here
you go: Some funny martial arts clips
(and martial arts related clips)
from commercials, movie trailers, homemade
videos etc. You'll also find some clips
with more of a self-defense theme in them.
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In
addition to enjoying these martial
arts clips, do make
sure you have a look
at all the free stuff inside
'The
Martial Arts Vault'!
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When
I use the term "funny martial arts
clips", I mean to say that I hope these
short samples will amuse you. Discussing
humour is like discussing taste: What leave
one person rolling on the floor, simply
leaves the person at his side with a blank
face, or maybe even outright disgust.
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I
have avoided anything that is real-life
violence and serious accidents. Quite frankly,
I don't see the point in showing someone
breaking a leg (for real) or being
beaten up for real. At the same token I
don't find jokes about rape, torture, child-molestion,
senseless violence etc. funny at all. It
just makes me sick or sad.
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Still,
if you find anything here offensive
or out of place, then please give me
a note and I'll see what we can do. My intention
is never to insult anyone or drive anyone
off.
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I would appreciate
it if you could send me tips on some videos
or clips, or maybe you even could mail something
to me directly? Use the form here to tip
me about funny martial arts clips! I'll
get back to you with my mail address if
you wishes to send me directly. Thanks!
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Ping
Fu
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3.30 MB
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flv (get
free player!)
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A great
phone ad featuring "Bruce
Lee" doing ping-pong
with "numb-nuts"
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Showing
off
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2.00 MB
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Why
flash and style don't mean zilch
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Payback
time
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Two
dudes get the definite Norris
treatment ...
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Kung-fu
ghetto
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Really
funny - really weird - absolutely
not politically correct
:-)
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The
judo chop
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Inspector
Clouseau demonstrating "the
deadly judo chop"
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Pink
fighting
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Not
strictly MA - yet the
most funny stuff ever caught
on film. Peter Sellers :-)
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Advanced
martial arts
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When
the going gets tough - the tough
gets (sort of) going :-)
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Young-fu
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Here's
a kid who's mastered the
essence of the arts (looking
cool)
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Lois
bar brawl
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"Family
Guy" Peter gets in trouble
and his wife Lois saves the
day :-)
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Shaolin
soccer
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Another
great clip from "Shaolin Soccer".
This is football!
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Fighter
mum
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Too
much on the phone, and you'll
answer to ninja-mum! Bad idea...
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Ask
a ninja
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Ask our
guy about anything - like "What
is ninja's relationship
with Physics?"
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Sound
effects
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A (thirsty)
special sound effects guy at
work
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Sumo
football
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A great
pepsi commercial with sumo action
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Chuck
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Nice to
see Chuck Norris has a great
sense of humor
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Kung-football
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If only
soccer/football was this great
to watch! This is way cool!
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Perfect
yoga
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At last:
A useful as well as pleasant
yoga exercise. From SNL
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Kung
funny
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One
of the best takes on kung fool
ever- really kung funny!
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Killer
babes
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Another
brilliant take on kung fu
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Toddler kwon
do
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Now
we're talking early start - cute!
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Can't
hear fu!
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Stunt
double with a hearing problem
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Monkey-style
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Thai-boxing
- monkey style. Great fun!
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Chimp
champ
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This
hairy fellow knows all the moves
- no monkeying around!
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Fartrix
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Luckily
they'we finally found the correct
sound-effects - much better!
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Flower-power
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Say
it with flowers: Sayonara, baby!
A love-throw?
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Chi-gone
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No chi-t:
The art of chi-gone. Aka: What-hot-pot?
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Budog
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Finally
- a dog that I could take for
a walk (and bring to a fight)!
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Wrong
fu
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Lots
of "target practice".
No pain, no gain!
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Kung-fool
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A great
sequence on how not to demonstrate
the three section staff
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Karate-do
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Or rather
karate-not-to-do? German guy
with tight pants and short kata
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Wrong
attack!
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Hillarious
as always. Jim Carrey's take
on knife-defense. Need I say
more?
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Answering
machine
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Hosted:
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4.30 MB
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Now,
this is so funny! Do not mess
around with elderly ladies!
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Adidaekwondo
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Great
"translation" from
Korean. Agent is "lost
in translation"
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Bushi-sushi
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A samurai
has to rest his tired arms from
all the chopping!
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Kung-fuball
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From
the movie "Shaolin Soccer".
Looks like great fun!
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Shop-fu
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Our
action hero does some shop-kido.
Great commercial!
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Hamster-time
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Hosted:
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2.10 MB
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Hamster-time!
A must-see funny animation
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Sound-fu
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Hosted:
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4.90 MB
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Format:
mov
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A sound-guy
feeling left out of the action
and joins in. A sound advice?
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Crab-fu
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Here's
a cool animated kung-fu
crab getting to grips on things
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Cop-fu
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A great
clip form the Swedish film:
"Cops". True "Cop
Fu"
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Breaking
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Hosted:
Ju Jitsu Norway
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1.36 MB
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mpa (mpg)
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Smoking
joints are not good for your
joints! Funny Norwegian clip
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Control
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Hosted:
Ju Jitsu Norway
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0.90 MB
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The
essential concept of trust and
control - gone out the window...
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Footwork
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Hosted:
Ju Jitsu Norway
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0.78 MB
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Format:
mov
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Cool
commercial for a martial arts
school. Look ma, no hands!
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Family-jewels
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Hillarious clip
of two really worried Muay Thai
fighters. Nut good!
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Purr-fect
yoga
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A funny
spoof on a special form of yoga
for cats. Electric!
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Kangaroo-do
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Freestyle
wrestle-boxing - ancient animal
form :-)
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Fight
with bear
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Hosted:
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1.38 MB
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Funny
commercial for salmon. Guy "fighting"
a bear
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The
head guy
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Guy
trying to some breaking. Guess
this is called to use ones head?
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Oops!
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More
breaking attempts. Don't you
just miss it?
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Lift-off
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Actually
from a commercial. Looks like
a real event though. Girl:
1 - Robber: 0
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Watch
your back!
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A rather
clumsy ninja is maybe not the
perfect partner?
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Secret
practice
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Oh,
boy... I really hope this is
meant to be funny. Seriously...
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Beer-yoga
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No sweat
yoga - cold beverages is optional
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Aha..
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So that's
how they get the secret signs!
True-Fu!
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That's life
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Lot's
of mishaps. Check out the nun-chaku
dude!
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Strong-fu
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Hosted:
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1.33 MB
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At least
you've got to give the guy lot's
of credit for trying...
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Cow-fu
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Cows
are lethal creatures. This one
here is no exeption
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Santa-karate
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Santa
does street style karate - maybe
an X-master...
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Santattack
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Hosted:
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Santa
stops the thief- and then some.
Ah, the spirit of Christmas!
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Almost
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Backflips
are great. Going all the way
around is OK too...
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Baby
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Hosted:
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Talent
spotted at an early age. Funny
karate commercial
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