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Here are some interesting martial arts stories. Interesting as in out of the ordinary, different, twisted, humorous, bizarre, strange, entertaining, funny, ridiculous, off the wall and perhaps even (to some) shocking.

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I have to say right away that my intention is not to shock you - the aim here is rather to entertain and amuse. These are interesting martial arts stories the way I see it, and I trust you don't get offended.

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So without further ado - here are some people and events that have proven to be, well.. rather interesting. Remember that we also have dedicated pages with martial arts news, as well as pages with inspirational martial arts stories.

Random stances:

From: http://www.kitsapsun.com
(July 10, 2008):

Washington -- A 40-year-old shirtless Bremerton man allegedly did "different random karate style stances" when another man, 49, tried to walk by him.

The "karateka", believed to be under the influence of drugs, punched both the 49-year-old bystander and an officer before he was arrested.

Read the rest of the story on Kitsapsun.com

Early morning patient karate:

From: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com
(July 10, 2008):

India -- Two hospital guards and two police officers where hurt when they fought to get an early morning karate workout under control in Hyderabad.
The attacker was reportedly a 25-year-old patient, allegedly suffering from a post-operation psychosis following a minor surgery.
The man, said to be a karate black belt, came out of his hospital ward around 5 a.m. and grabbed a stick lying nearby. The man then reportedly began some 'stick-swinging exercises'.
Read the rest of the story on Timesofindia.indiatimes.com

Man with samurai sword strangled:

From: wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=8379436&nav=menu29_10_16
(May 26, 2008):

In Waterbury, Connecticut, a man was strangled after attacking and cutting his estranged wife and pregnant daughter with a samurai sword.

The man arrived at the apartment, armed with a knife. He then confronted his wife and grabbed a samurai sword on the wall, police said. The man was confronted by his daughter and her husband, who tried to wrestle the sword from him.

The 30-year-old woman had fled to Waterbury from Bronx, N.Y., to stay with her stepdaughter and her husband. It is alleged that the deceased man assaulted his wife while they were both living in New York City.

Read the rest of the story on Wtnh.com

She got fed up:

From: http://www.arabnews.com
(May 25, 2008):

Saudi Arabia -- At a private hospital in Medinah, a Filipino receptionist reportedly got fed up with an irate woman.
When a fight broke out, the receptionist pulled out her karate skills, beating the woman up. Police intervened and the two women were taken to a police station.
Read the rest of the story on Arabnews.com

Bruce Lee musical...:

From: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080520/en_nm/broadway_dc
(May 20, 2008):

A musical about the late martial arts action hero Bruce Lee will be coming to Broadway. Reportedly, "Bruce Lee: Journey to the West" will be a musical telling of the story of his success in 2010 or 2011.

In a statement from the production's publicists, it says that the Bruce Lee production will track the kung fu superstar's journey using figures from Chinese mythology to follow his quest and The Monkey King, a warrior god, who becomes his heavenly ally.

Read the rest of the story on Yahoo.com

Arrested - with sai:

From: http://news.mainetoday.com/updates/026234.html
(April 29, 2008):

Maine -- A Waterville man has been arrested and charged of violating the conditions of his release by being in possession of a Sai.
The 22-year-old man was arrested on charges of carrying a concealed weapon and being in the company of a person with whom he was not allowed contact.
Read the rest of the story on Mainetoday.com

He wants to be your friend:

From: http://www.sunderlandecho.com
(April 7, 2008):

UK -- In 2003, a 27-year-old Chilton Moor man threatened passers-by with a knife, then drew a Samurai sword and held a man hostage in his own home.
The man, who is serving an 11-year prison sentence, has reportedly posted a "lonely heart-style advert" on a web site, asking for would-be pen pals to get in touch.
Read the rest of the story on Sunderlandecho.com

No karate - no insurance:

From: http://www.metro.co.uk
(March 27, 2008):

China -- "It was your own fault, you should have learned karate!" This, allegedly was the message from a Chinese insurance company to a man a man bitten by two dogs.

After being attacked by wild dogs, the Meishan man needed a rabies shot and stitches to his hand.

The insurance company told him he should have fought the dogs off when he later tried to file a claim. "You would have avoided the problem if you had learned martial arts, like karate," they said.

Read the rest of the story on Metro.co.uk

Flying 'karate kick' and Taser take-down:

From: http://dailycamera.com
(March 1o, 2008):

Colorado -- A 55-year-old man with a lengthy criminal record has been arrested Sunday in Boulder for allegedly attempting to kidnap a child from a restaurant back patio.

Then, another man reportedly executed a "flying karate kick" near where investigators were gathered outside the restaurant, investigating the incident. Officials say the man was Tasered and subdued.

"It was a classic Bruce Lee karate chop," a witness to the incident said.

Read the rest of the story on dailycamera.com

Karate, twins, porn and burglaries:

From: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333708,00.html
(February 28, 2008):

Pennsylvania -- The twin brothers have allegedly appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos. They are now charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia business and are also suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, according to authorities.

The 25-year-old men from Pennsauken, New Jersey, were arrested February 19 after a multistate task force said they watched the twins break into a beauty shop through the roof.

One of the twins, who police say is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police.

A police spokesman says he was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, New Jersey, when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed.
Read the rest of the story on Foxnews.com

'Karate' nurse faked kidnap to skip work:

From: http://www.theargus.co.uk
(December 14, 2007):

UK -- A 63-year-old nurse, who worked at Moorgreen Hospital in Southampton, failed to turn up for work for two days and then lied to bosses that he had been kidnapped by robbers.

According to reports, he admitted that this had been a lie during subsequent disciplinary proceedings.

The hearing was also told how the nurse performed karate chops in front of shocked colleagues at an aggression management class.

Throughout the course he allegedly demonstrated a series of potentially lethal blows and kicks to students who were supposed to be learning defensive restraints.

Read the rest of the story on Theargus.co.uk

Kidnapping victim escapes captors:

From: http://www.timesreporter.com/index.php?ID=76469&r=0
(December 10, 2007):

Ohio -- A 45-year-old man told deputies he was awakened by a knock on the door in the early hours of the morning. When he opened the door, he was attacked by a masked man. After a struggle, the victim was able to get the door shut, but it was kicked in, and the attacker and a second masked man entered the residence.

The victim was forced to the floor, and the intruders demanded money and drugs. The victim gave them $100. While he was being held on the floor, one of the intruders held a .22 caliber rifle on him while the second intruder performed martial arts-type poses. The victim said he realized he knew the man doing the poses.

The man was taken from his residence at gunpoint by two men early Sunday then driven to Carrollton where he was able to escape from his captors, according to a Sheriff's spokesman.

The kidnappers called the victim by his name during the ordeal, he said. Officials were told that one of the suspects practices martial arts.
Read the rest of the story on Timesreporter.com
Kung fu fan attacked police:

From: http://www.burnleycitizen.co.uk
(December 6, 2007):

UK -- A 39-year-old self-taught kung fu fan who attacked a police officer with moves learned on the internet blamed the TV programme Panorama, a court was told.

He claimed he thought the officer was not allowed to stop and search him and was assaulting him. The attacker, a "law-abiding" loner who has been learning karate from the internet, then set about the officer, putting his martial arts kicks into practice.

When later interviewed, he said he would have incapacitated the victim if he had to. But it was he who was incapacitated by the officer, and a member of public dashed to the officer's aid.

Read the rest of the story on Burnleycitizen.co.uk
Naked "karate" wrestling:

From: http://www.kptv.com/news/14658621/detail.html
(November 21, 2007):

Oregon -- Craig Grover said he and his wife were sleeping Thursday night when they heard someone enter through the front door to their Portland home. Grover said he went into the kitchen to investigate, and that he didn't take the time to get dressed.

"I was 100 percent nude, Grover said. "I approached him from behind and we fought in the kitchen. I didn't have clothes on whatsoever."

Grover said the karate lessons he has taken helped him take down the intruder and hold him captive in the front yard until police arrived.

Read the rest of the story on Kptv.com
Wife caught with another man:

From: arabtimesonline.com/kuwaitcrime/pagesdetails.asp?nid=8229&ccid=22
(November 18, 2007):

A Kuwaiti disabled man has filed a complaint with the police accusing his expatriate wife of having an extramarital affair with an unidentified person, according to reports.

The man said he suspected the behavior of his wife and came home unannounced after midnight to find her with another man.

The husband told police he tried in vain to catch the lover but his wife who is a karate expert flattened him with a kick.
Read the rest of the story on Arabtimesonline.com
More 'ninjazz':

From: http://www.murfreesboropost.com/news.php?viewStory=6355
(September 8, 2007):

A man expressed worry because his Murfreesboro neighbor was outside waving around a sword. An officer explained to the neighbor he couldn't practice his Ninja skills in his front yard.

The man promised to leave the non-sharpened practice sword inside his home.

Read the rest of the story on Murfreesboropost.com
Ninja thief flees after homeowner stabs him:

From: http://www.nydailynews.com
(September 8, 2007):

A ninja-clad burglar was sent scurrying from a Staten Island kitchen early yesterday when the homeowner stabbed the samurai sneak in the shoulder.

Phil Chiolo said he had just gone to bed when he heard what sounded like a pan hit the kitchen floor about 1 a.m. in his Dongan Hills home.

"When I got into the kitchen, the door was jimmied open," Chiolo said. "To my surprise, there was a man standing there dressed in a ninja costume, with nun-chucks and everything. All I saw was his eyes."

Read the rest of the story on Nydailynews.com
Quirky commode bashing:

From: http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007709080324
(September 8, 2007):

41-year-old Kevin Shelley from Indianapolis is a fourth-degree black belt in taekwondo. He can probably defend himself against a lot: muggers, troublemakers, now even the occasional wayward toilet.

The Carmel personal trainer credited his technique in a successful quest to set a Guinness Book of Records mark by using his head to break 46 wooden toilet seat lids in 60 seconds.

Shelley appeared on a live, German version of the "Guinness World Records" television show last weekend to compete for the world record in breaking "klodeckeln" (wooden toilet seat lids) with his head.

He broke 46 of the lids in 60 seconds; his opponent - a martial arts expert from Hamburg, Germany - broke 41. The previous 60-second record was 30.

Read the rest of the story on Indystar.com
Probably a bad idea:

From: http://news.yahoo.com
(September 7, 2007):

Colombia -- A robber obviously chose the wrong target when he was beaten and hospitalized in an attempted robbery of a karate school in Bucaramanga in northwestern Colombia.

"The man entered the academy with a firearm, but could not intimidate the dozens of students, who fortunately reacted and disarmed him," a police commander in the province said.

Police arrived at the scene only to take the would-be robber to hospital for treatment of multiple contusions at the hands of the karate students.

Read the rest of the story on News.yahoo.com

Shaolin monks demand apology:

From: http://ca.news.yahoo.com
(August 31, 2007):

China's Shaolin Temple has demanded a public apology from an Internet user who claimed a Japanese ninja beat its kung fu-practising monks in a showdown, a lawyer said Friday.

An open letter from the temple posted on the Internet denied the fight ever took place and called on the person who posted the claim under the name "Five minutes every day" to apologize to the temple's martial arts masters.

Monks from the temple said they will consider legal action if he or she doesn't make a public apology.

Read the rest of the story on Ca.news.yahoo.com
Pranks go bad - 'ninja teens arrested':

From: http://www.mailtribune.com
(August 23, 2007):

Three teen members of a self-proclaimed "ninja" group who graduated to burglary after skulking across rooftops and ghosting through people's yards at night were taken into custody Tuesday night. Two 15-year-old boys and one 16-year-old boy were lodged in a juvenile detention center and face multiple charges.

Rogue River police became aware that local youths were involved in the dangerous nocturnal antics early this year when a Grants Pass man called to say his son had friends in Rogue River who were dressing in black costumes, sneaking around at night, and climbing on things. Lewis advised the anonymous caller that such activities were dangerous and possibly illegal.

Over the past several months, the police department has been plagued by calls about the escapades of the so-called ninjas, a spokesman said. Lawn ornaments were removed, wooden sculptures blockaded a driveway, paint cans were tipped over, and black-clad figures were seen on rooftops and in trees.

"In one incident, the word 'ninja' was burned into a man's yard with bleach," the spokesman said. "But I don't think anybody saw them committing crimes."

Read the rest of the story on Mailtribune.com

Severed thumb mystery:

From: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/05/1996929.htm
(August 5, 2007):

Police are investigating how a man's thumb was severed with a sword at Ashfield, in Sydney's inner-west, overnight. The 28-year-old was taken to Sydney Hospital for emergency re-attachment surgery.

Police say they have set up a crime scene outside a pub where the man was found, and also at a nearby apartment complex where it is believed the incident occurred.

Police have been told that the man had been practicing martial arts when his thumb was sliced off.

Read the rest of the story on Abc.net.au

Man dies after martial arts move:

From: ocregister.com/news/nguyen-santa-police-1790314-park-move
(July 28, 2007):

A poorly executed martial arts move may have led to the death of an 18-year-old man on Friday at a local park, Santa Ana police said.

Passersby called police after they discovered a teenager on the ground at about 8 p.m. at Sandpointe Park. Witnesses said the young man had performed some "extreme martial arts" moves before they found him unconscious and not breathing, a Fire Department spokesman said.

"He went to do one on his head - he kicked while on his head and then collapsed," the spokesman said. "That's how we found him."

Read the rest of the story on Ocregister.com
Drag queen foils mugger:

From: http://www.people.co.uk
(July 8, 2007):

UK -- A mugger targeted a woman for her vanity case - but his victim was a karate expert in drag. The man - who had just finished a club performance as drag queen Cherry Tart - chopped the thief on the neck.
Then he kicked him in the leg, and threw him into a pile of dustbins. The 38-year-old man of Hove, Sussex, said: "Nobody nicks my vanity case - it's got all my make-up in it. I may wear a dress, but when upset I'm a cross between Lily Savage and a rottweiler with toothache." The thief in Brighton hobbled away.
Read the rest of the story on People.co.uk
Teenager defends PS3 with samurai sword:

From: vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2192209/teenager-defends-ps3-samurai
(June 15, 2007):

Florida -- Damian Fernandez and his sister Deanne were at home alone when two burglars entered their house in Miami. They took some household items, and began to search for the console after spotting an empty Play Station 3 box.
While his sister hid in the closet, the young karate brown belt decided to attack. "I jumped off my (bunk) bed and I grabbed my sword ... and I just waited for him," he said.
Fernandez lunged at the burglar with his samurai sword, striking him in the chest. "He freaked out," Fernandez said. The 15 year-old then chased the burglar down the street while his sister called the police. A police dog found the burglar hiding behind a bush in a nearby house.
Read the rest of the story on Vnunet.com

Robin Hood-inspired 'ninja' arrested:

From: http://www.upi.com
(June 13, 2007):

Police in Italy arrested a Russian man who, dressed as a Japanese ninja warrior, allegedly terrorized rural northern Italy with late-night robberies.

The thief - emulating Japanese ninjas - dressed all in black with a knife strapped to his leg and carrying a bow and arrows had been terrorizing farmers by smashing into their homes and demanding cash and valuables.

A suspect was arrested Monday night when an elderly farmer startled a thief by discharging a rifle. The alleged thief fled on a bicycle but was chased and caught by police in a nearby deserted farmhouse.

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Vegetarian beheaded six victims in rows over meat:

From: http://www.independent.ie
(May 23, 2007):

A vegetable trader has been arrested on suspicion of killing and beheading at least six of his employees, and dumping four of their torsos outside the high-security Tihar jail in Delhi.

Police said yesterday that the 40-year-old man had confessed to killing the six people in the second grotesque case of serial killing to shock the Indian capital within six months.

The vegetarian trader is said to have killed one man because he would not comply with his request to stop eating meat and another for having an affair with a friend's daughter. Two others were murdered because he believed they were womanisers who drank too much.

Newspaper reports said that he would tie their hands on the pretext of punishing them and then strangle them using nanchaku, a martial arts weapon made of two wooden sticks connected by a chain.

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Council meeting open to public -- and to ninjas:

From: caller.com/news/2007/may/13/police-residents-left-violence-to-tv/
(May 14, 2007):

Texas -- The backstory on a mysterious ninja seen at City Council last month has been uncovered. In a centerspread of a new free publication, The Vent Daily, Mayor Henry Garrett is pictured with said ninja.

The ninja showed up at City Hall on April 24 just as the five-hour meeting was ending. Dressed in a black robe with a mask leaving only his eyes visible, the ninja peered out from behind a column in the City Council chambers for a few minutes before a Corpus Christi Police officer kicked him out.

The photo spread features the ninja at several other Corpus Christi locales and is under the headline 101 things to do in Corpus Christi (Ninja Edition).

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Ninja breaks into home, attacks people:

From: firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=81701
(May 9, 2007):

Florida -- A man dressed like a ninja broke into an Orlando home on Sunday, smashed furniture, attacked two people and then vanished without a trace.

The victims reported that the costumed man slammed the DVD player and VCR into a dresser. Then he pulled out a knife and started waiving it around. The victims say the intruder didn't steal anything from the house but took several pictures with his cell phone camera.

When it was time for the ninja to make his escape, he didn't disappear in a cloud of smoke. The victims say the man ran down the street to a car and drove off.

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Market proves tough target for 'ninja' attack:

From: http://www.courant.com
(April 26, 2007):

Three high school students has found The Country Market in Higganum tougher to crack than Fort Knox. Police say their target was the store's office. Once inside, they expected to find enough cash to buy a computer. They were familiar with the terrain, since one of them used to work at the store and his mother still does.

Plan A, in which one of them hid inside a sealed cardboard box that was carried, Trojan Horse-like, inside the store by the other two, failed when the would-be burglar burst from the box before the store was empty.

Plan B, four days later, was less subtle: A masked, ninja-wearing, machete- and-baseball-bat waving frontal assault. That didn't work either.

Following the first arrest in the case, there probably won't be a Plan C.

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Two teens in ninja costumes arrested in flag thefts:

From: http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/6951017.html
(April 10, 2007):

Wisconsin -- Two teenage boys in full Ninja costumes have been nabbed by police in connection with the theft of US flags.
Just before 2 a.m., a man walking his dog reported seeing two males in ski masks get into a van, which sped off. An officer later spotted the van, and apprehended two boys 16 and 17 years old.
They say five flags that had been stolen last night and early today were recovered. There have been 17 flags stolen at Tomahawk during the last several months according to police.

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Man pulls van with nose:

From: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2269314.html
(April 2, 2007):

In China, Fu Yingjie pulled the van, weighing more than 1.5 tonnes with the driver, for 13.3 metres. He told media that he used his right nostril to suck one end of a thin line into his stomach.

"Once the line reached my stomach, I used kung fu to lock it with the stomach opening," he said.

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Numchukkas by night:

From: scene.co.nz/cms/crime_stoppers/2007/03/art1000659.php
(March 1, 2007):

A man practising his moves with numchukkas and a machete in a Sunshine Bay car park at night has been arrested.

Acting sergeant Terry Wood says the local has been charged with possessing offensive weapons.

He was "by himself practising martial arts" at 11.30pm on February 20, Wood says.

"A guy rang us – he was a bit worried about it.  He said the guy's behaviour was a bit odd, when everything was taken into account."

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Judo boy, 12 nabs driver:

From: http://www.people.co.uk
(February 11, 2007):

A drunk driver was wrestled to the ground and arrested - by a judoloving 12-year-old.
Peter Clatworthy held the 19-year-old driver for 10 minutes until cops arrived after he smashed into three cars and tried to stagger away from his van. Two drivers suffered whiplash injuries.
The Nottingham pupil said: "He swung a punch but I dodged and swept his legs from under him using a judo move."

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Samurai superhero saves cops:

From: metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=32585&in_page_id=34
(January 11, 2007):

UK -- The enigmatic hero struck as two unarmed detectives tackled a violent gang of criminals in a street in South Shields.
The villains were armed with knives, chains and a hammer. The detectives had only their wits.
Suddenly a man appeared and shouted: 'Leave him alone, he's a police officer!'
He ran up to the criminals, slashing frantically with the 3ft samurai sword and caught one of them on the arm.
His actions panicked the gang and the police were able to arrest three of them.

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Samurai sword-wielding man's arrest caught on tape:

From: http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_301183025.html
(October 28, 2006):

German police arrested a man who was wielding a samurai sword outside a railway station in Hamburg. The man brandished the sword at workers at the train station after attempting to leave the station without a ticket. He then fled the scene and station staff called the police.
The man was later captured on videotape swinging the ancient sword violently at police as they attempted to disarm him. They eventually managed to overpower the man with the help of a broom and no shots were fired.

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Gamer acting out a fantasy when he killed co-worker with a sword?:

From: http://www.courttv.com/trials/flemons/102506_ctv.html
(October 27, 2006):

Detroit -- An avid Dungeons & Dragons player "became his fantasy" when he slashed his co-worker to death with a homemade sword in October 2004, his attorney said Wednesday.
The defense attorney said his client was in the throes of a schizophrenic episode on October 27, 2004, and believed he was a ninja killing a foe when he attacked and killed his 43-year-old co-worker.
The prosecutor said she believes the accused actions were not based on fantasy. She said his was instead acting out his "own grudge and own anger" against the victim and his other co-workers who he thought were bullying him over his obsession with fantasy-based games, his black nail polish and other eccentricities.

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Cops don't always deal with the brightest bulbs:

From: http://www.cantonrep.com/index.php?ID=312082&Category=8
(October 8, 2006):

In what other profession will you find yourself chasing a midget in a tuxedo down a fire escape?"
The slightly politically incorrect question is that of former police officer Scott Baker, who with Tom Philbin has written "The Funniest Cop Stories Ever." A tale about the well-dressed little person is among them.
"Me and my partner, Nicky, get a call to go to a building on Church Street," chronicle the authors, telling the story from the perspective of the officer who related it to them.
A woman had been assaulted, the cops found. The possible perpetrator had been her boyfriend, a small man — 3 feet 10 inches, to be exact — who "knew karate," the woman explained. That’s how he was able to kick in her door on his way inside. It was a violent entrance, but at some point, apparently, his intentions had been honorable.
"He was wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case," the woman said. "He was going to propose to me."
After the idea of marital bliss went bad, the man fled down a fire escape from the woman’s fifth-floor apartment.

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Samurai attacker pleads guilty:

From: http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20060810/5042117.asp
(August 10, 2006):

New York -- A Bronx man pleaded guilty to manslaughter for killing his wife with a samurai sword in their apartment almost three years ago.
The man was naked and covered in blood when police arrived at his apartment December 7, 2003. "I'm God! I'm immortal!" he screamed at the officers, who fired 14 shots at the suspect, striking him in the legs.
The defense attorney said the violent episode was ignited when the man lost his job as a computer programmer and suffered a "psychotic break."
But other reports indicated he became enraged after his wife refused his invitation for a threesome with a woman he met on the Internet.

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Man arrested for allegedly wearing ninja-like mask:

From: http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/9660389/detail.html
(August 10, 2006):

Florida -- Tampa police said a man was arrested for wearing a ninja-style mask.
Officers found a man with a T-shirt around his head and face, leaving only his eyes uncovered. He was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor for wearing a mask on the street. He was released later that day.
The charge is very rarely used, but a police spokesman said the law exists because of the close association between mask-wearing and troublemaking.

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Toothy challenge:

From: http://www.pr-inside.com/toothy-challenge-r12380.htm
(July 21, 2006):

A Chinese grandmother has pulled a four tonne truck, loaded with people - using only her teeth.
Wang Xiaobei, a 72-year-old from the Shandong province, successfully dragged the truck for more than ten metres.
The grandmother revealed her incredible strength was a result of 30 years of martial arts training.

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'Nacho Libre's' Jack Black Challenges Steven Seagal:

From: http://www.starpulse.com
(June 8, 2006):

Jack Black is so impressed with his own wrestling prowess after training for new movie Nacho Libre he's keen to try out his fighting skills on martial arts action man Steven Seagal.
The movie funnyman trained with a real-life Mexican wrestler to play the Spandex-clad hero of the new film - and how he fancies his chances against Seagal.
Black quips he has developed his own unsavoury wrestling move: "The Wind of A Lion is basically a submission hold. You get the guy down, you sit on his face and then you release the lion's wind. That usually spells complete defeat."

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Funeral set for victim of advertising balloon:

From: http://tampabays10.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=32719
(June 2, 2006):

21-year-old Jason Ackerman, a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, was one of the victims found dead under an advertising balloon in Lutz over the weekend.
Ackerman and 21-year-old Sara Rydman were found dead Saturday morning underneath a deflated promotional balloon.
Major Bob Shrader of the Hillsborough County Sherrif’s Office said, "It's my understanding that it is or was filled with some kind of gas. What it was I don't know. We'll have to determine that through further investigation."
Investigators are still trying to determine the exact cause of death, but anti-drug experts say that there is a growing trend of people inhaling helium and other gasses in an attempt to get high.

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Yoga with Douche Bag:

From: pugbus.net/artman/publish/20060602_22_douchebag.shtml
(June 2, 2006):

God, I hate my yoga teacher. And my hate compels me to return week after week to see just what this model-turned-actor-turned-Hindi-with-tattoos will do to piss me off next.
I can barely keep from Om-ing my way into a primal scream every Wednesday night. To make things worse, the guy is an idiot. The poster boy for himbos everywhere. The fact that the class is filled with cute girls in skimpy clothing giggling at his every "joke" only makes me more incensed.
What kind of a teacher stops class with "Okay everyone, look up here and watch me perform a handstand into crow into chaturanga into titibasana into warrior with my dick out"? A freak who really is just craving attention and actually has no real interest in a little something called teaching.

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Kung fu fan tries to stop train:

From: chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-06/03/content_607755.htm
(April 15, 2006):

A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in South China's Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region on Tuesday, Nanguo Jinbao reported.

Liang was pushed to safety by a railway policeman just as he was about to be knocked down. Liang jumped down to the tracks and wanted to use Xianglongshibazhang, a famous kung fu posturing described in many swordsman fictions, to stop the running train.

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Holland will deport to Serbia ex Yugoslavian secret agent:

From: http://www.focus-fen.net
(April 15, 2006):

Amsterdam. Former Yugoslavian secret agent Slobodan Mitric, who spent 13 years in Dutch prison for killing three of his ex colleagues, will be deported to Serbia after 33 years in Holland, his attorney stated cited by Serbian agency TANJUG.
Mitric, a.k.a. Karate Bob, will leave the country April 26th, DPA agency reported. The Dutch Justice Ministry announced Mitric was “not wanted” and it believed it would be safe for him to be deported to Serbia.
Snowy quest sours for 'Karate kids':

From: http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au
(April 6, 2006):

Three men from Singapore have been found safe after getting lost on what they said was a mission to find a legendary karate expert on a snowy mountainside in Japan.

"Japan looked so small on the world map that we thought we would be able to find him straight away," one of the group, aged between 25 and 50, was quoted as saying.

"Neither police nor local people know of anyone running karate classes in this area," the spokesman added.

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Wife Recovers Under Accidental Death Policy After Son Kills Father in Kung Fu Battle Over Tax Return:

From: taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2005/11/wife_recovers_u.htm
(November 2, 2005):

Willy C. J. Wetzel died on March 16, 1975 at the hand of his son, Roy Wetzel. Roy Wetzel was tried by a jury for murder and voluntary manslaughter . . . and was found not guilty. Mary Margaret Wetzel, appellant and widow of Willy Wetzel, then brought this suit to recover the insurance proceeds from an accidental death policy issued on her husband's life.

Willy Wetzel and his son, Roy Wetzel, were experts in the martial arts, including karate, and operated a [martial arts] school... On the day of Willy Wetzel's death, Roy had been working on his father's income tax return. Willy visited his son and began reading the completed tax forms...

As Willy Wetzel started to sign the tax forms, he threw the pen against the drapes and began to scream obscenities.  He walked toward the front door mumbling that he was going to lose his house, car and everything. Grabbing a Hawaiian sword, Willy Wetzel turned and let out a battle cry called a "kewah." The fight began.

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Bulgarian is Europe's top Chessboxer:

From: http://www.ananova.com
(October 7, 2005):

A Bulgarian has become the first ever European Heavyweight Chessboxing Champion.

Tihomir 'Tiger' Titschko walked off with the title at the in Germany.

The WCBO (World Chess Boxing Organisation) organised the event where so-called chessboxers went through interchanging four-minute-rounds of chess and two-minute boxing rounds.

According to the rules, in a maximum of eleven rounds, a K.O. or checkmate can lead to an early victory.

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Bank robbery after karate encounter:

From: mdailyjournal.org/article.cfm?issue=02-11-05&storyID=39752 
(February 11, 2005):

Adam Wiles was arrested Wednesday following what police Officer Steve Dixon called one of the most dangerous and bizarre bank robberies in recent history.
Dixon said Wiles entered the crowded building and waited in line before allegedly holding the entire bank at knifepoint. He then grabbed a female teller from behind and placed the knife at her throat, demanding money, Dixon said. What really had police baffled is what occurred minutes before the robbery in the parking lot of a strip mall.
Wiles allegedly approached a man who had parked his car in the area of Meridian and Hillsdale avenues, asked the man for a cigarette and then pulled out the knife, placing it to his throat and demanding his vehicle. What Wiles didn’t know is that the man he was trying to carjack is a karate instructor, Dixon said. The man disarmed Wiles and threw him to the ground, at which point he discovered that Wiles was carrying a gun.
According to Dixon, the karate instructor emptied the bullets from the gun and began counseling Wiles on the “bad choices he was making in his life.’’
The man gave the knife and gun back to Wiles, who then left the scene. “He went right from there to the bank,’’ Dixon said.

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Karate monks stop thief:

From: dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_16-12-2004_pg9_8
(December 16, 2004):

A Croatian thief got more than he bargained for when he ran into a pair of karate-trained monks as he tried to rob a monastery.
The 35-year-old thief had posed as a beggar looking for a place to stay at a monastery in Zagreb but instead broke into an office there and stole almost £1,500 that had been donated by locals, Vecernji List reported.
But he failed to make it out of the monastery after monks Pejo Orkic, 40, and Ivan Pajtak, 51, cornered him and used karate to first fend off his attacks and then force him to the ground where they held him until police arrived.

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Nude man arrested after struggle with cops:

From: http://www.dailyfreeman.com
(November 21, 2004):

Ellenville - A 37-year-old West Hurley man was arrested after officers found him standing naked on top of a vehicle in a karate type stance, police said.
Ronald W. Camp Jr., of 226 Dewitt Mills Road, was arrested Friday evening on charges of misdemeanor resisting arrest, two counts of misdemeanor criminal mischief, one count of violation disorderly conduct and one count of violation appearance in public under the influence of a drug.
At about 8:50 p.m. Friday a woman and her daughter went to the police station to report that a naked man had jumped on top of their vehicle outside the Village Motel at the intersection of U.S. Route 209 and Maple Avenue, village of Ellenville police said. Police said the naked man attempted to pull the driver, the woman's husband, out of the car.

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Kung Fu Fighting:

From: http://www.dmpso911.com/police/criminalstories.html
(July 10, 2004):

A subject reported to Des Moines Police that he went to a local Asian market to buy some crank.
An argument ensued between the reporting person and an individual in the store. Reporting person stated that when the "suspect" pointed a gun at him, he retaliated by throwing a "kung fu" style karate kick at "suspect."
The reporting person's kick missed the "suspect" and instead, struck an aquarium in the market. Reporting person suffered from deep lacerations to his right foot and ankle.

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«Ninja» robber wanted tip-off money:

From: http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article204831.ece
(January 27, 2004):

The robber who walked into a gas station in downtown Arendal around 5 a.m. Tuesday and threatened the person on duty to hand over money, apparently wanted to get a hold of some more cash.

After robbing the gas station around 5 a.m., he allegedly called the local paper to give them an eye witness description of the crime. The reason was that he, according to Agderposten, only got his hands on some petty change after the robbery. The man now wanted to get a hold of some more money by tipping off the paper.

He told the paper that he had seen the robber.

«I saw a man run into the gas station. He was wearing something that looked like a ninja hood, carrying a knife, and he had a sword sticking up from the back of his pants.»

The man left both his name and number and insisted that the tip money had to be awarded to him of the best tip-off.

However, when the police viewed the tape from the video surveillance cameras there was nothing which indicated that the robber had a ninja mask on, and this made the police wonder.

The police could, however, confirm that the robber had something unidentified sticking up from the back of his pants, where a ninja sword is most likely placed.

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IOC vice president arrested:

From: Associated Press
(January 27, 2004):

Seoul, South Korea -- Suspended IOC vice president Kim Un-yong was arrested Wednesday following investigations into possible embezzlement of funds from taekwondo organizations.
Kim did not respond to questions by reporters as he was whisked away by car.
Officials from the prosecutors' office and the court were not immediately available to comment.
IOC spokeswoman Emmanuelle Moreau said Kim's IOC membership would remain suspended "until the inquiries in South Korea and by the IOC ethics commission are finalized."

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Ex-Van Halen frontman knocks himself out of tour:

From: http://ananova.com/news/story/sm_822499.html?menu=news.quirkies
(September 20, 2003):

David Lee Roth has cancelled the rest of his US tour after injuring himself performing "a very fast, complicated 15th-century samurai move" during a recent performance.
The former Van Halen frontman, who is known for his athleticism, was performing a gig in Philadelphia when he cracked his face with a long piece of wood.
"It was an incident onstage where he was doing a kung fu manouvere and he got hit with a staff that he uses," Roth's spokesman Todd Brodginski said.
The 47-year-old singer needed 21 stitches on his face because of the accident in Philadelphia.

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