Here
are some interesting martial arts stories.
Interesting as in out of the ordinary, different,
twisted, humorous, bizarre, strange, entertaining,
funny, ridiculous, off the wall and perhaps even
(to some)
shocking.
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I
have to say right away that my intention
is not to shock you - the aim here is rather to
entertain and amuse. These are interesting
martial arts stories the way I see it, and
I trust you don't get offended.
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If
you find or know of anything you'd like
to share with other martial artists, then
please don't
hesitate, but send us your
interesting martial
arts stories
here!
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So
without further ado - here are some people
and events that have proven to be, well..
rather interesting. Remember that we also
have dedicated pages with martial
arts news, as well as pages with inspirational
martial arts stories.
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From: http://www.kitsapsun.com (July 10, 2008):
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Washington -- A 40-year-old shirtless Bremerton man allegedly
did "different random
karate style
stances" when
another man, 49, tried to walk by him.
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The "karateka", believed to be under the influence of
drugs, punched both the 49-year-old bystander and an officer
before he was arrested.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Kitsapsun.com |
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Early
morning patient karate:
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From: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com (July 10, 2008):
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India -- Two hospital guards and two police officers where hurt when they fought to get an
early morning karate
workout under control in Hyderabad.
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The attacker was reportedly a 25-year-old patient,
allegedly suffering from a post-operation psychosis
following a minor surgery. |
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The man, said to be a karate black belt, came out of his hospital
ward around 5 a.m. and grabbed a stick lying nearby. The man then reportedly began some
'stick-swinging exercises'.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Timesofindia.indiatimes.com |
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Man
with samurai sword strangled:
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From: wtnh.com/Global/story.asp?S=8379436&nav=menu29_10_16 (May 26, 2008):
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In Waterbury,
Connecticut, a man was strangled
after attacking and cutting his
estranged wife and pregnant
daughter with a samurai sword.
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The
man arrived at the apartment,
armed with a knife. He then
confronted his wife and grabbed
a samurai sword on the wall,
police said. The man was confronted
by his daughter and her
husband, who tried to wrestle
the sword from him.
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The
30-year-old woman had fled to
Waterbury from Bronx, N.Y., to
stay with her stepdaughter and
her husband. It is alleged
that the deceased man assaulted
his wife while they were both
living in New York City.
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the rest of the story on
Wtnh.com |
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From:
http://www.arabnews.com (May 25, 2008):
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Saudi Arabia -- At a private hospital in Medinah, a Filipino receptionist reportedly
got fed up
with an irate woman. |
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When a fight broke out, the receptionist pulled out her karate
skills, beating the woman up. Police intervened and the two women were taken to
a police station. |
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Read
the rest of the story on
Arabnews.com |
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From: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080520/en_nm/broadway_dc (May 20, 2008):
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A musical
about the late martial arts
action hero Bruce Lee will be
coming to Broadway. Reportedly, "Bruce
Lee: Journey to the West"
will be a musical telling of
the story of his success in
2010 or 2011.
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In a statement
from the production's publicists,
it says that the Bruce
Lee production will track the
kung fu superstar's journey
using figures from Chinese mythology
to follow his quest and The
Monkey King, a warrior god,
who becomes his heavenly ally.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Yahoo.com |
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From: http://news.mainetoday.com/updates/026234.html (April 29, 2008):
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Maine -- A Waterville man has been arrested and charged of violating the conditions of
his release by being in possession of a Sai. |
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The
22-year-old man
was arrested on charges of carrying a concealed weapon and being in the company of a
person with whom he was not allowed contact. |
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Read
the rest of the story on
Mainetoday.com |
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He
wants to be your friend:
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From:
http://www.sunderlandecho.com (April 7, 2008):
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UK -- In 2003, a 27-year-old Chilton Moor man threatened passers-by with a knife, then drew a Samurai sword and held a man hostage in his own home. |
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The man, who is serving an 11-year prison sentence,
has reportedly posted a "lonely heart-style advert" on a
web site, asking for would-be
pen pals to get in touch. |
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the rest of the story on
Sunderlandecho.com |
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No
karate - no insurance:
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From:
http://www.metro.co.uk (March 27, 2008):
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China
-- "It was your own fault,
you should have learned karate!"
This, allegedly was the message
from a Chinese insurance
company to a man a man bitten by two dogs.
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After being
attacked by wild dogs, the Meishan man needed a rabies shot and stitches to
his hand. |
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The insurance company told him he should
have fought the dogs off when
he later tried to file a claim.
"You would have avoided
the problem if you had learned
martial arts, like karate,"
they said.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Metro.co.uk |
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Flying
'karate kick' and Taser
take-down:
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From:
http://dailycamera.com (March 1o, 2008):
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Colorado
-- A 55-year-old man with a lengthy criminal record has
been arrested Sunday in Boulder for allegedly
attempting to kidnap a child from a restaurant back patio.
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Then, another man reportedly executed a "flying karate
kick" near where investigators were gathered outside the restaurant, investigating
the incident. Officials say the
man was
Tasered and subdued. |
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"It was a classic Bruce Lee karate chop," a
witness to the incident said.
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Read
the rest of the story on
dailycamera.com |
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Karate,
twins, porn and burglaries:
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From:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,333708,00.html (February 28, 2008):
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Pennsylvania -- The twin brothers have allegedly appeared in hardcore gay-porn
online videos. They are now charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia
business and are also suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three
states, according to authorities.
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The
25-year-old men from Pennsauken, New
Jersey, were arrested February 19 after
a multistate task force said they watched the twins break into
a beauty shop through the roof. |
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One of the twins, who police say is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has
used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police.
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A
police spokesman says he was handcuffed in
the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon,
New Jersey, when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while
still handcuffed. |
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Read
the rest of the story on
Foxnews.com |
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'Karate'
nurse faked kidnap to skip
work:
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From:
http://www.theargus.co.uk (December 14, 2007):
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UK --
A 63-year-old nurse, who worked
at Moorgreen Hospital in Southampton,
failed to turn up for work for
two days and then lied to bosses
that he had been kidnapped by
robbers.
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According
to reports, he admitted that
this had been a lie during subsequent
disciplinary proceedings.
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The
hearing was also told how the
nurse performed karate chops
in front of shocked colleagues
at an aggression management
class.
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Throughout
the course he allegedly demonstrated
a series of potentially lethal
blows and kicks to students
who were supposed to be learning
defensive restraints.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Theargus.co.uk |
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Kidnapping
victim escapes captors:
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From:
http://www.timesreporter.com/index.php?ID=76469&r=0 (December 10, 2007):
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Ohio
-- A 45-year-old man told deputies
he was awakened by a knock on
the door in the early hours
of the morning. When he opened
the door, he was attacked by
a masked man. After a struggle,
the victim was able to get the
door shut, but it was kicked
in, and the attacker and a second
masked man entered the residence.
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The
victim was forced to the floor,
and the intruders demanded money
and drugs. The victim gave them
$100. While he was being held
on the floor, one of the intruders
held a .22 caliber rifle on
him while the second intruder
performed martial arts-type
poses. The victim said he realized
he knew the man doing the poses.
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The
man was taken from his residence
at gunpoint by two men early
Sunday then driven to Carrollton
where he was able to escape
from his captors, according
to a Sheriff's spokesman.
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The kidnappers
called the victim by his name
during the ordeal, he said.
Officials were told that one
of the suspects practices martial
arts. |
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the rest of the story on
Timesreporter.com |
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Kung fu fan attacked police: |
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From:
http://www.burnleycitizen.co.uk (December 6, 2007):
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UK --
A 39-year-old self-taught kung
fu fan who attacked a police
officer with moves learned on
the internet blamed the TV programme
Panorama, a court was told.
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He claimed
he thought the officer was not
allowed to stop and search him
and was assaulting him. The
attacker, a "law-abiding"
loner who has been learning
karate from the internet, then
set about the officer, putting
his martial arts kicks into
practice.
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When
later interviewed, he said he
would have incapacitated the
victim if he had to. But it
was he who was incapacitated
by the officer, and a member
of public dashed to the officer's
aid.
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the rest of the story on
Burnleycitizen.co.uk |
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Naked "karate" wrestling: |
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From:
http://www.kptv.com/news/14658621/detail.html (November 21, 2007):
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Oregon
-- Craig Grover said he and
his wife were sleeping Thursday
night when they heard someone
enter through the front door
to their Portland home. Grover
said he went into the kitchen
to investigate, and that he
didn't take the time to get
dressed.
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"I
was 100 percent nude, Grover
said. "I approached him
from behind and we fought in
the kitchen. I didn't have clothes
on whatsoever."
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Grover
said the karate lessons he has
taken helped him take down the
intruder and hold him captive
in the front yard until police
arrived.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Kptv.com |
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Wife caught
with another man: |
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From: arabtimesonline.com/kuwaitcrime/pagesdetails.asp?nid=8229&ccid=22 (November 18, 2007):
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A Kuwaiti disabled man has filed a complaint with the police accusing his
expatriate wife of having an extramarital affair with an unidentified person,
according to reports.
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The man said he suspected the behavior
of his wife and came home unannounced after midnight to find her with another
man.
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The husband told police he tried in vain to catch the lover but his wife
who is a karate expert flattened him with a kick.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Arabtimesonline.com |
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From:
http://www.murfreesboropost.com/news.php?viewStory=6355 (September 8, 2007):
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A man
expressed worry because his
Murfreesboro neighbor was outside
waving around a sword. An officer
explained to the neighbor he
couldn't practice his Ninja
skills in his front yard.
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The
man promised to leave the non-sharpened
practice sword inside his home.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Murfreesboropost.com |
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Ninja thief flees after homeowner stabs him: |
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From:
http://www.nydailynews.com (September 8, 2007):
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A ninja-clad
burglar was sent scurrying from
a Staten Island kitchen early
yesterday when the homeowner
stabbed the samurai sneak in
the shoulder.
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Phil
Chiolo said he had just gone
to bed when he heard what sounded
like a pan hit the kitchen floor
about 1 a.m. in his Dongan Hills
home.
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"When
I got into the kitchen, the
door was jimmied open,"
Chiolo said. "To my surprise,
there was a man standing there
dressed in a ninja costume,
with nun-chucks and everything.
All I saw was his eyes."
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the rest of the story on
Nydailynews.com |
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From:
http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2007709080324 (September 8, 2007):
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41-year-old
Kevin Shelley from Indianapolis
is a fourth-degree black belt
in taekwondo. He can probably
defend himself against a lot:
muggers, troublemakers, now
even the occasional wayward
toilet.
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The
Carmel personal trainer credited
his technique in a successful
quest to set a Guinness Book
of Records mark by using his
head to break 46 wooden toilet
seat lids in 60 seconds.
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Shelley
appeared on a live, German version
of the "Guinness World
Records" television show
last weekend to compete for
the world record in breaking
"klodeckeln" (wooden
toilet seat lids) with his head.
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He broke
46 of the lids in 60 seconds;
his opponent - a martial arts
expert from Hamburg, Germany
- broke 41. The previous 60-second
record was 30.
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the rest of the story on
Indystar.com |
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From: http://news.yahoo.com (September 7, 2007):
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Colombia
-- A robber obviously chose
the wrong target when he was
beaten and hospitalized in an
attempted robbery of a karate
school in Bucaramanga in northwestern
Colombia.
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"The
man entered the academy with
a firearm, but could not intimidate
the dozens of students, who
fortunately reacted and disarmed
him," a police commander
in the province said.
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Police
arrived at the scene only to
take the would-be robber to
hospital for treatment of multiple
contusions at the hands of the
karate students.
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Read
the rest of the story on
News.yahoo.com |
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Shaolin monks demand apology:
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From:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com (August 31, 2007):
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China's
Shaolin Temple has demanded
a public apology from an Internet
user who claimed a Japanese
ninja beat its kung fu-practising
monks in a showdown, a lawyer
said Friday.
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An open
letter from the temple posted
on the Internet denied the fight
ever took place and called on
the person who posted the claim
under the name "Five minutes
every day" to apologize
to the temple's martial arts
masters.
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Monks
from the temple said they will
consider legal action if he
or she doesn't make a public
apology.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Ca.news.yahoo.com |
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Pranks go bad - 'ninja teens arrested': |
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From:
http://www.mailtribune.com (August 23, 2007):
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Three
teen members of a self-proclaimed
"ninja" group who
graduated to burglary after
skulking across rooftops and
ghosting through people's yards
at night were taken into custody
Tuesday night. Two 15-year-old
boys and one 16-year-old boy
were lodged in a juvenile detention
center and face multiple charges.
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Rogue
River police became aware that
local youths were involved in
the dangerous nocturnal antics
early this year when a Grants
Pass man called to say his son
had friends in Rogue River who
were dressing in black costumes,
sneaking around at night, and
climbing on things. Lewis advised
the anonymous caller that such
activities were dangerous and
possibly illegal.
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Over
the past several months, the
police department has been plagued
by calls about the escapades
of the so-called ninjas, a spokesman
said. Lawn ornaments were removed,
wooden sculptures blockaded
a driveway, paint cans were
tipped over, and black-clad
figures were seen on rooftops
and in trees.
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"In
one incident, the word 'ninja'
was burned into a man's yard
with bleach," the spokesman
said. "But I don't think
anybody saw them committing
crimes."
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the rest of the story on
Mailtribune.com |
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From:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/08/05/1996929.htm (August 5, 2007):
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Police
are investigating how a man's
thumb was severed with a sword
at Ashfield, in Sydney's inner-west,
overnight. The 28-year-old was
taken to Sydney Hospital for
emergency re-attachment surgery.
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Police
say they have set up a crime
scene outside a pub where the
man was found, and also at a
nearby apartment complex where
it is believed the incident
occurred.
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Police
have been told that the man
had been practicing martial
arts when his thumb was sliced
off.
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Read
the rest of the story on
Abc.net.au |
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Man
dies after martial arts
move:
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From:
ocregister.com/news/nguyen-santa-police-1790314-park-move (July 28, 2007):
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A poorly
executed martial arts move may
have led to the death of an
18-year-old man on Friday at
a local park, Santa Ana police
said.
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Passersby
called police after they discovered
a teenager on the ground at
about 8 p.m. at Sandpointe Park.
Witnesses said the young man
had performed some "extreme
martial arts" moves before
they found him unconscious and
not breathing, a Fire Department
spokesman said.
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"He
went to do one on his head -
he kicked while on his head
and then collapsed," the
spokesman said. "That's
how we found him."
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the rest of the story on
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From:
http://www.people.co.uk (July 8, 2007):
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UK -- A mugger targeted a woman for her vanity case - but his victim was a
karate expert in drag. The man - who had just finished a club performance as
drag queen Cherry Tart - chopped the thief on the neck. |
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Then he kicked
him in the leg, and threw him into a pile of dustbins. The 38-year-old man of
Hove, Sussex, said: "Nobody nicks my vanity case - it's got all my make-up in
it. I may wear a dress, but when upset I'm a cross between Lily Savage and a
rottweiler with toothache." The thief in Brighton hobbled away. |
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the rest of the story on
People.co.uk |
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Teenager defends PS3 with samurai sword: |
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From:
vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2192209/teenager-defends-ps3-samurai (June 15, 2007):
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Florida -- Damian Fernandez and his sister Deanne were at home alone when two
burglars entered their house in Miami. They took some household items, and began
to search for the console after spotting an empty Play Station 3 box. |
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While his sister hid in the closet, the young karate brown belt
decided to attack. "I jumped off my (bunk) bed and I grabbed my sword ... and I
just waited for him," he said. |
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Fernandez lunged at the burglar with his
samurai sword, striking him in the chest. "He freaked out," Fernandez said.
The 15 year-old then chased the burglar down the street while his sister
called the police. A police dog found the burglar hiding behind a bush in a
nearby house. |
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the rest of the story on
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Robin
Hood-inspired 'ninja' arrested:
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From:
http://www.upi.com (June 13, 2007):
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Police
in Italy arrested a Russian
man who, dressed as a Japanese
ninja warrior, allegedly terrorized
rural northern Italy with late-night
robberies.
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The
thief - emulating Japanese ninjas
- dressed all in black with
a knife strapped to his leg
and carrying a bow and arrows
had been terrorizing farmers
by smashing into their homes
and demanding cash and valuables.
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A suspect
was arrested Monday night when
an elderly farmer startled a
thief by discharging a rifle.
The alleged thief fled on a
bicycle but was chased and caught
by police in a nearby deserted
farmhouse.
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Read the rest
here
(pdf document). Open in new
window here.
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Vegetarian beheaded six victims in rows over meat: |
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From:
http://www.independent.ie (May 23, 2007):
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A vegetable
trader has been arrested on
suspicion of killing and beheading
at least six of his employees,
and dumping four of their torsos
outside the high-security Tihar
jail in Delhi.
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Police
said yesterday that the 40-year-old
man had confessed to killing
the six people in the second
grotesque case of serial killing
to shock the Indian capital
within six months.
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The
vegetarian trader is said to
have killed one man because
he would not comply with his
request to stop eating meat
and another for having an affair
with a friend's daughter. Two
others were murdered because
he believed they were womanisers
who drank too much.
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Newspaper
reports said that he would tie
their hands on the pretext of
punishing them and then strangle
them using nanchaku, a martial
arts weapon made of two wooden
sticks connected by a chain. |
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Read the rest
here
(pdf document). Open in new
window here.
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Council
meeting open to public --
and to ninjas:
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From:
caller.com/news/2007/may/13/police-residents-left-violence-to-tv/ (May 14, 2007):
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Texas
-- The backstory on a mysterious
ninja seen at City Council last
month has been uncovered. In
a centerspread of a new free
publication, The Vent Daily,
Mayor Henry Garrett is pictured
with said ninja.
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The
ninja showed up at City Hall
on April 24 just as the five-hour
meeting was ending. Dressed
in a black robe with a mask
leaving only his eyes visible,
the ninja peered out from behind
a column in the City Council
chambers for a few minutes before
a Corpus Christi Police officer
kicked him out.
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The
photo spread features the ninja
at several other Corpus Christi
locales and is under the headline
101 things to do in Corpus Christi
(Ninja Edition).
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Read the rest
here
(pdf document). Open in new
window here.
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Ninja breaks into home, attacks people: |
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From:
firstcoastnews.com/news/strange/news-article.aspx?storyid=81701 (May 9, 2007):
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Florida
-- A man dressed like a ninja
broke into an Orlando home on
Sunday, smashed furniture, attacked
two people and then vanished
without a trace.
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The
victims reported that the costumed
man slammed the DVD player and
VCR into a dresser. Then he
pulled out a knife and started
waiving it around. The victims
say the intruder didn't steal
anything from the house but
took several pictures with his
cell phone camera.
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When
it was time for the ninja to
make his escape, he didn't disappear
in a cloud of smoke. The victims
say the man ran down the street
to a car and drove off.
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Read the rest
here
(pdf document). Open in new
window here.
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Market proves tough target for 'ninja' attack: |
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From:
http://www.courant.com (April 26, 2007):
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Three
high school students has found
The Country Market in Higganum
tougher to crack than Fort Knox.
Police say their target was
the store's office. Once inside,
they expected to find enough
cash to buy a computer. They
were familiar with the terrain,
since one of them used to work
at the store and his mother
still does.
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Plan
A, in which one of them hid
inside a sealed cardboard box
that was carried, Trojan Horse-like,
inside the store by the other
two, failed when the would-be
burglar burst from the box before
the store was empty.
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Plan
B, four days later, was less
subtle: A masked, ninja-wearing,
machete- and-baseball-bat waving
frontal assault. That didn't
work either.
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Following
the first arrest in the case,
there probably won't be a Plan
C.
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Read the rest
here
(pdf document). Open in new
window here.
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Two teens in ninja costumes arrested in flag thefts: |
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From:
http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/6951017.html (April 10, 2007):
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Wisconsin -- Two teenage boys in full Ninja costumes have been nabbed by police
in connection with the theft
of US flags. |
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Just before 2 a.m., a man
walking his dog reported seeing two males in ski masks get into a van, which
sped off. An officer later spotted the van, and apprehended two boys 16
and 17 years old. |
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They say five flags that had been stolen last night
and early today were recovered. There have been 17 flags stolen at Tomahawk
during the last several months according to police. |
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Read the rest
here
(pdf document). Open in new
window here.
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From:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2269314.html (April 2, 2007):
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In China, Fu Yingjie pulled the van, weighing more than 1.5 tonnes with the driver, for
13.3 metres. He told media that he used his right nostril to suck one end of a thin
line into his stomach.
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"Once the line reached my stomach, I used kung fu to lock it with the stomach
opening," he said. |
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From: scene.co.nz/cms/crime_stoppers/2007/03/art1000659.php (March
1, 2007):
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A man practising his moves with numchukkas and a machete in a Sunshine
Bay car park at night has been arrested.
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Acting sergeant Terry Wood says the local has been charged with
possessing offensive weapons.
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He was "by himself practising martial arts" at 11.30pm on February 20,
Wood says.
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"A guy rang us – he was a bit worried about it. He said the guy's
behaviour was a bit odd, when everything was taken into account."
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Judo boy, 12 nabs driver: |
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From: http://www.people.co.uk (February
11, 2007):
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A drunk driver was wrestled to the ground and arrested - by a judoloving
12-year-old. |
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Peter Clatworthy held the 19-year-old driver for 10 minutes
until cops arrived after he smashed into three cars and tried to stagger away
from his van. Two drivers suffered whiplash injuries. |
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The Nottingham
pupil said: "He swung a punch but I dodged and swept his legs from under him
using a judo move." |
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Samurai superhero saves cops: |
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From: metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=32585&in_page_id=34 (January
11, 2007):
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UK -- The enigmatic hero struck as two unarmed detectives tackled a violent gang
of criminals in a street in South Shields. |
The villains were armed with
knives, chains and a hammer. The detectives had only their wits. Suddenly a
man appeared and shouted: 'Leave him alone, he's a police officer!' |
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He
ran up to the criminals, slashing frantically with the 3ft samurai sword and
caught one of them on the arm. |
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His actions panicked the gang and the
police were able to arrest three of them. |
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Samurai sword-wielding man's arrest caught on tape: |
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From: http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_301183025.html (October
28, 2006):
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German police arrested a man who was wielding a samurai sword outside a railway
station in Hamburg. The man brandished the sword at workers at the train
station after attempting to leave the station without a ticket. He then
fled the scene and station staff called the police.
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The man was later
captured on videotape swinging the ancient sword violently at police as they
attempted to disarm him. They eventually managed to overpower the man
with the help of a broom and no shots were fired. |
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Gamer acting out a fantasy when he killed co-worker with a
sword?: |
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From: http://www.courttv.com/trials/flemons/102506_ctv.html (October
27, 2006):
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Detroit -- An avid Dungeons & Dragons player "became his fantasy" when he slashed his
co-worker to death with a homemade sword in October 2004, his attorney said
Wednesday.
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The defense attorney said his client was in the throes of a
schizophrenic episode on October 27, 2004, and believed he was a ninja killing a
foe when he attacked and killed his 43-year-old co-worker. |
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The prosecutor
said she believes the accused actions were not based on fantasy. She said his
was instead acting out his "own grudge and own anger" against the victim and his
other co-workers who he thought were bullying him over his obsession with
fantasy-based games, his black nail polish and other eccentricities. |
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Cops don't always deal with the brightest bulbs: |
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From: http://www.cantonrep.com/index.php?ID=312082&Category=8 (October
8, 2006):
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In what other profession will you find yourself chasing a midget in a tuxedo
down a fire escape?"
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The slightly politically incorrect question is that
of former police officer Scott Baker, who with Tom Philbin has written "The
Funniest Cop Stories Ever." A tale about the well-dressed little person is among
them. |
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"Me and my partner, Nicky, get a call to go to a building on Church
Street," chronicle the authors, telling the story from the perspective of the
officer who related it to them. |
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A woman had been assaulted, the cops
found. The possible perpetrator had been her boyfriend, a small man — 3 feet 10
inches, to be exact — who "knew karate," the woman explained. That’s how he was
able to kick in her door on his way inside. It was a violent entrance, but at
some point, apparently, his intentions had been honorable. |
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"He was
wearing a tuxedo and carrying a violin case," the woman said. "He was going to
propose to me." |
After the idea of marital bliss went bad, the man fled
down a fire escape from the woman’s fifth-floor apartment.
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Samurai attacker pleads guilty: |
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From: http://www.buffalonews.com/editorial/20060810/5042117.asp (August
10, 2006):
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New York -- A Bronx man pleaded guilty to manslaughter for killing his wife with
a samurai sword in their apartment almost three years ago. |
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The man was
naked and covered in blood when police arrived at his apartment December 7,
2003. "I'm God! I'm immortal!" he screamed at the officers, who fired 14 shots
at the suspect, striking him in the legs. |
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The defense attorney said the
violent episode was ignited when the man lost his job as a computer programmer
and suffered a "psychotic break." |
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But other reports indicated he became
enraged after his wife refused his invitation for a threesome with a woman he
met on the Internet. |
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Man arrested for allegedly wearing ninja-like mask: |
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From: http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/9660389/detail.html (August
10, 2006):
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Florida -- Tampa police said a man was arrested for wearing a ninja-style
mask. |
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Officers found a man with a T-shirt around his head and face,
leaving only his eyes uncovered. He was arrested and charged with a misdemeanor
for wearing a mask on the street. He was released later that day. |
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The
charge is very rarely used, but a police spokesman said the law exists because
of the close association between mask-wearing and troublemaking. |
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From: http://www.pr-inside.com/toothy-challenge-r12380.htm (July
21, 2006):
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A Chinese grandmother has pulled a four tonne truck, loaded with people - using
only her teeth.
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Wang Xiaobei, a 72-year-old from the Shandong province,
successfully dragged the truck for more than ten metres. |
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The grandmother
revealed her incredible strength was a result of 30 years of martial arts
training. |
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'Nacho Libre's' Jack Black Challenges Steven Seagal: |
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From: http://www.starpulse.com (June
8, 2006):
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Jack Black is so impressed with his own wrestling prowess after training for new
movie Nacho Libre he's keen to try out his fighting skills on martial arts
action man Steven Seagal.
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The movie funnyman trained with a real-life
Mexican wrestler to play the Spandex-clad hero of the new film - and how he
fancies his chances against Seagal. |
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Black quips he has developed his own
unsavoury wrestling move: "The Wind of A Lion is basically a submission hold.
You get the guy down, you sit on his face and then you release the lion's wind.
That usually spells complete defeat." |
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Funeral set for victim of advertising balloon: |
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From: http://tampabays10.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=32719 (June
2, 2006):
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21-year-old Jason Ackerman, a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, was one of the victims
found dead under an advertising balloon in Lutz over the
weekend.
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Ackerman and 21-year-old Sara Rydman were found dead Saturday
morning underneath a deflated promotional balloon. |
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Major Bob Shrader of
the Hillsborough County Sherrif’s Office said, "It's my understanding that it is
or was filled with some kind of gas. What it was I don't know. We'll have to
determine that through further investigation." |
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Investigators are still
trying to determine the exact cause of death, but anti-drug experts say that
there is a growing trend of people inhaling helium and other gasses in an
attempt to get high. |
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From: pugbus.net/artman/publish/20060602_22_douchebag.shtml (June
2, 2006):
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God, I hate my yoga teacher. And my hate compels me to return week after week to
see just what this model-turned-actor-turned-Hindi-with-tattoos will do to piss
me off next.
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I can barely keep from Om-ing my way into a primal scream
every Wednesday night. To make things worse, the guy is an idiot. The poster boy
for himbos everywhere. The fact that the class is filled with cute girls in
skimpy clothing giggling at his every "joke" only makes me more
incensed. |
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What kind of a teacher stops class with "Okay everyone, look up
here and watch me perform a handstand into crow into chaturanga into titibasana
into warrior with my dick out"? A freak who really is just craving attention and
actually has no real interest in a little something called teaching. |
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Kung
fu fan tries to stop train: |
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From: chinadaily.com.cn/china/2006-06/03/content_607755.htm (April
15, 2006):
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A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu
movement to stop a running train in Laibin Railway Station in South China's
Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region on Tuesday, Nanguo Jinbao reported. |
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Liang was pushed to safety by a railway policeman just as he was about to be
knocked down. Liang jumped down to the tracks and wanted to use
Xianglongshibazhang, a famous kung fu posturing described in many swordsman
fictions, to stop the running train. |
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Holland will deport to Serbia ex Yugoslavian secret
agent: |
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From: http://www.focus-fen.net (April
15, 2006):
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Amsterdam. Former Yugoslavian secret agent
Slobodan Mitric, who spent 13 years in Dutch prison for killing three of his ex
colleagues, will be deported to Serbia after 33 years in Holland, his attorney
stated cited by Serbian agency TANJUG.
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Mitric, a.k.a. Karate Bob, will
leave the country April 26th, DPA agency reported. The Dutch Justice Ministry
announced Mitric was “not wanted” and it believed it would be safe for him to be
deported to Serbia. |
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Snowy quest sours for 'Karate kids': |
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From: http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au (April
6, 2006):
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Three
men from Singapore have been found safe after getting lost on what they said
was a mission to find a legendary karate expert on a snowy mountainside in
Japan. |
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"Japan looked so small on the world map that we thought we would be
able to find him straight away," one of the group, aged between 25 and 50,
was quoted as saying.
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"Neither police nor local people know of anyone running karate
classes in this area," the spokesman added.
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Wife Recovers Under Accidental Death Policy After Son Kills Father in Kung
Fu Battle Over Tax Return: |
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From: taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2005/11/wife_recovers_u.htm (November 2, 2005):
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Willy C. J. Wetzel died on March 16, 1975 at the hand of his son, Roy Wetzel.
Roy Wetzel was tried by a jury for murder and voluntary manslaughter . . . and
was found not guilty. Mary Margaret Wetzel, appellant and widow of Willy Wetzel,
then brought this suit to recover the insurance proceeds from an accidental
death policy issued on her husband's life. |
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Willy Wetzel and his son, Roy Wetzel, were experts in the martial arts,
including karate, and operated a [martial arts] school... On the day of Willy
Wetzel's death, Roy had been working on his father's income tax return. Willy
visited his son and began reading the completed tax forms... |
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As Willy Wetzel
started to sign the tax forms, he threw the pen against the drapes and began to
scream obscenities. He walked toward the front door mumbling that he was going
to lose his house, car and everything. Grabbing a Hawaiian sword, Willy Wetzel
turned and let out a battle cry called a "kewah." The fight began. |
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Bulgarian is Europe's top Chessboxer: |
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From: http://www.ananova.com (October 7, 2005):
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A Bulgarian has become the first ever European Heavyweight Chessboxing
Champion.
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Tihomir 'Tiger' Titschko walked off with the title at the in Germany.
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The WCBO (World Chess Boxing Organisation) organised the event where
so-called chessboxers went through interchanging four-minute-rounds of chess and
two-minute boxing rounds.
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According to the rules, in a maximum of eleven rounds, a K.O. or checkmate
can lead to an early victory.
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Bank robbery after karate encounter: |
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From: mdailyjournal.org/article.cfm?issue=02-11-05&storyID=39752 (February 11, 2005):
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Adam Wiles was arrested Wednesday following what police Officer Steve Dixon
called one of the most dangerous and bizarre bank robberies in recent history. |
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Dixon said Wiles entered the crowded building and waited in
line before allegedly holding the entire bank at knifepoint. He then grabbed a
female teller from behind and placed the knife at her throat, demanding money,
Dixon said. What really had police baffled is what occurred minutes before the robbery
in the parking lot of a strip mall. |
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Wiles allegedly approached a man who
had parked his car in the area of Meridian and Hillsdale avenues, asked the man
for a cigarette and then pulled out the knife, placing it to his throat and
demanding his vehicle. What Wiles didn’t know is that the man he was trying to
carjack is a karate instructor, Dixon said. The man disarmed Wiles and threw him
to the ground, at which point he discovered that Wiles was carrying a
gun. |
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According to Dixon, the karate instructor emptied the bullets from
the gun and began counseling Wiles on the “bad choices he was making in his
life.’’ |
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The man gave the knife and gun back to Wiles, who then left the
scene. “He went right from there to the bank,’’ Dixon said. |
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From: dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_16-12-2004_pg9_8
(December 16, 2004):
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A Croatian thief got more than he bargained for when he ran into a pair of
karate-trained monks as he tried to rob a monastery. |
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The 35-year-old
thief had posed as a beggar looking for a place to stay at a monastery in Zagreb
but instead broke into an office there and stole almost £1,500 that had been
donated by locals, Vecernji List reported. |
But he failed to make it out
of the monastery after monks Pejo Orkic, 40, and Ivan Pajtak, 51, cornered him
and used karate to first fend off his attacks and then force him to the ground
where they held him until police arrived. |
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Nude man arrested after struggle with cops: |
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From: http://www.dailyfreeman.com (November 21, 2004):
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Ellenville - A 37-year-old West Hurley man was arrested after officers found him
standing naked on top of a vehicle in a karate type stance, police said. |
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Ronald W. Camp Jr., of 226 Dewitt Mills Road, was arrested Friday evening on
charges of misdemeanor resisting arrest, two counts of misdemeanor criminal
mischief, one count of violation disorderly conduct and one count of violation
appearance in public under the influence of a drug. |
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At about 8:50 p.m. Friday a woman and her daughter went to the police station to
report that a naked man had jumped on top of their vehicle outside the Village
Motel at the intersection of U.S. Route 209 and Maple Avenue, village of
Ellenville police said. Police said the naked man attempted to pull the driver,
the woman's husband, out of the car. |
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From: http://www.dmpso911.com/police/criminalstories.html (July 10, 2004):
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A subject reported to Des Moines Police that he went to a local
Asian market to buy some crank. |
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An argument ensued between the reporting person
and an individual in the store. Reporting person stated that when the "suspect"
pointed a gun at him, he retaliated by throwing a "kung fu" style karate kick at
"suspect." |
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The reporting person's kick missed the "suspect" and instead, struck
an aquarium in the market. Reporting person suffered from deep lacerations to
his right foot and ankle. |
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«Ninja» robber wanted tip-off money: |
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From: http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article204831.ece (January 27, 2004):
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The robber who walked into a gas station in downtown Arendal around 5 a.m.
Tuesday and threatened the person on duty to hand over money, apparently wanted
to get a hold of some more cash.
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After robbing the gas station around 5 a.m., he
allegedly called the local paper to give them an eye witness description of the
crime. The reason was that he, according to Agderposten, only got his hands on
some petty change after the robbery. The man now wanted to get a hold of some
more money by tipping off the paper.
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He told the paper that he had seen the robber.
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«I saw a man run into the gas station. He was wearing something that looked
like a ninja hood, carrying a knife, and he had a sword sticking up from the
back of his pants.»
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The man left both his name and number and
insisted that the tip money had to be awarded to him of the best tip-off.
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However, when the police viewed the tape from the video surveillance cameras
there was nothing which indicated that the robber had a ninja mask on, and this
made the police wonder.
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The police could, however, confirm that the robber had something unidentified
sticking up from the back of his pants, where a ninja sword is most likely
placed.
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IOC vice president arrested: |
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From: Associated Press (January 27, 2004):
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Seoul, South Korea -- Suspended IOC vice president Kim Un-yong was arrested
Wednesday following investigations into possible embezzlement of funds from
taekwondo organizations. |
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Kim did not respond to questions by reporters
as he was whisked away by car. |
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Officials from the prosecutors' office
and the court were not immediately available to comment. |
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IOC
spokeswoman Emmanuelle Moreau said Kim's IOC membership would remain suspended
"until the inquiries in South Korea and by the IOC ethics commission are
finalized." |
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Ex-Van Halen frontman knocks himself out of tour: |
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From: http://ananova.com/news/story/sm_822499.html?menu=news.quirkies (September 20, 2003):
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David Lee Roth has
cancelled the rest of his US tour after injuring himself performing "a very
fast, complicated 15th-century samurai move" during a recent
performance. |
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The former Van Halen frontman, who is known for his
athleticism, was performing a gig in Philadelphia when he cracked his face with
a long piece of wood. |
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"It was an incident onstage where he was doing a
kung fu manouvere and he got hit with a staff that he uses," Roth's spokesman
Todd Brodginski said. |
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The 47-year-old singer needed 21 stitches on his
face because of the accident in Philadelphia. |
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